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1、ShortStoriesforComprehensionA1课文用法Usage练习中的句子、单词、词组1、ADifficultQuestionFourgirlswenttoschooleverydaybytaxi.Onedayoneofthegirlssaid,“There’satestthismorning.Let’sgettoschoollate.Thenwewon’thavetotakethetest.”“Whatcanwetelltheteacher?”oneofthegirlssaid.“He’llbeangry.We’llneedagoodexcuse.”Thegirls

2、thoughtforseveralmoments,thenoneofthemsaid,“Let’stellhimthatourtaxihadaflattire.”“That’sagoodidea,”theothergirlssaid.“We’lltellhimthat.”Theyarrivedatschoolanhourlater.Thetestwasfinished.“Whyareyoulate?”theteacherasked.“Youmissedthetest.”“Ourtaxihadaflattire,”oneofthegirlssaid.Theteacherthoughtf

3、oramoment,thenhesaid,“Sitdown,oneofyouineachcorneroftheroom.”Thefourgirlsdidthis.Thentheteachersaid,“Writeonapieceofpapertheanswertothisquestion:Whichtirewasflat?”excusen.orv.n.借口、理由v.对不起、请原谅Doyouhaveagoodexcuseforbeinglate?Everydayshethinksanewexcusetotellherteacher.Shehasanewexcuseeveryday.Th

4、at’sthestrangestexcuseI’veeverheard.Pleaseexcuseme,Ihavetogotothebathroom.Excuseme,couldyoutellmethetime?Pleaseexcusemybrother,heisnotverypolite.Excusemeforbeingsolate.Howdidthegirlsgotoschooleveryday?Whydidthegirlswanttobelateforschool?Theydidnotlikeschool.Theywantedtogoshopping.Theyhadnotdone

5、theirhomework.Theydidnotwanttotakeatest.Whatwasthegirls’excuseforbeinglate?Theygotuplate.Theycouldnotgetataxi.Theirtaxihadaflattire.Theyforgotthetime.Whycouldn’tthegirlsanswercorrectlytheteacher’squestion?Theycouldn’trememberwhichtirewasflat.Therewasn’taflattire.Theyeachgaveadifferentanswer.All

6、fourtireswereflat.Thegirlsdidnotwanttotakeatest.55Thegirlsarrivedatschoolanhourafterthetestfinished.“Ourtaxiwaslatebecauseithasaflattire,”oneofthegirlssaid.Theteacheraskedthemwhichofthetaxi’stireswasflat.Fourgirlswenttoschooleverydaybytaxi.Theydidnotwanttotakeatestsotheyarrivedatschoolanhourlat

7、e.Theytoldtheteachertheirtaxihadaflattire.Hedidnotbelievethemandaskedthemwhichtirewasflat.Theycouldnotanswerthisquestion.WillIfailmytestifIdothat?Ithoughtyousaid“Turnleft.”That’sthefifthtimeI’vedonethatthisweek.2、Thehole（坑）intheGr