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1、TheBigBangTheory,Season5,Episode20Sheldon:Leonard:Penny:Sheldon:Quantumphysicsmakesmesohappy.量子力学真让我满心欢喜Leonard:Yeah,I'mglad.恭喜恭喜Sheldon:It'slikelookingattheuniversenaked.如同看着一丝不挂的宇宙Penny:Hi.Guysgotaminute?能打扰一下吗Leonard:Sure.What'sup?行啊什么事Penny:Well,Iwasthinkingabo
2、utSheldon'slittlejoke我想到谢尔顿开的小玩笑theothernightaboutmeeatingallyourfood.就那天晚上说我老蹭你们东西吃Sheldon:Oh!Thatwasnojoke.But...那不是在开玩笑不过...Iunderstandyourconfusion,我能理解你以为我是说笑asIamourgroup'sresidentcutup.毕竟我一直是咱们小团体中的笑话王Leonard:I'msorry,youareourresidentcutup?不是吧你还是小团体中的笑话王吗Sh
3、eldon:Yes.当然Leonard:Oh,proveit.证明一下Sheldon:Knock-knock.敲敲门敲敲门Leonard:Who'sthere?谁呢Sheldon:Interruptingphysicist.插嘴物理学家Leonard:Interruptingphys...物理学家怎么插...Sheldon:Muon!-介子[哞哞]Penny:Anyway,Igotalittleresidualcheckfrommycommercial,言归正传我收到了我广告的尾款andIthought,hey,howabo
4、utIgettheguys我想了想不如给你们alittlethankyoutopaythemback?买点感恩礼物当做回报吧So,Sheldon...所以呢谢尔顿ta-da!你看Sheldon:Avintagemint-in-box未拆封的经典1975MegoStarTrekTransporterwithrealtransporteraction.1975年米果公司出产的星际迷航传送机,还会有真实的传送特效Hotdarn!帅爆了Leonard:Wheredidyougetthat?你去哪里买的啊Penny:FromStuar
5、t,atthecomicbookstore.斯图尔特的漫画店里买的Leonard:Youwenttothecomicbookstorebyyourself?你孤身一人走进了漫画店啊Penny:Yeah.Itwasfun.是啊挺好玩的Iwalkedin,andtwodifferentguysgotasthmaattacks.我一走进俩男的立刻被迷得哮喘发作Feltprettygood.感觉真爽啊Sheldon:Thiscallsforanexpressionofgratitude.这个应该表示一下感谢Penny:Ooh,amI
6、abouttogetarareSheldonCooperhug?哟是不是要给我一个罕见的谢氏拥抱Sheldon:No,notthistime.Thentheywouldn'tbespecial.这次不行不然我的拥抱就掉价了Thanks,Penny.谢了佩妮Penny:You'rewelcome.不客气Don'tworry,Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.别担心我没忘记你Leonard,Igotyou...莱纳德我给你买了alabel-maker!一个标签机Leonard:Wow...哇No,it'sgreat.真
7、好Alsomint-in-box.Mm.也是全新没开封的Penny:AndIgotyouatransporter,too!我也给你买了个传送机Leonard:Awesome!太帅了Sheldon:Look,itwasactuallydesignedformyvintageMr.Spockactionfigure.这是专门配我的珍藏版史波克模型的呢Penny:Oh,that'sgreat!Let'sopenthemupandputhiminthere.那太好了我们快拆开把他放进传送机吧Leonard:Openit?打开?!Sh
8、eldon:Oh,goodLord,no!老天啊不行Penny:Why?They'rejusttoys.为什么玩具不是拿来玩的吗Leonard:They'recollectibles.拿来收藏的Sheldon:They'remint-in-box.全新没开封的Penny:Comeon.Ca
