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3、s!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat(凶
4、相)?E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,bossishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butboss,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J
5、:Thisis…..?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfromboss’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)Thatpoo
6、rthingcanneverstopmefromhavingdeliciousdinner.NowI'vechangedintoagirl.B1:(接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!CanIjoinyou?J:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.B1:AllrightI'llwatchyouthen.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareaboss-ha
7、nd.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Dai!Youuglymonster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……help!T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳
