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1、此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。503TheOneHundredth[Scene:TheHospital,PhoebeisarrivingwithRoss,Joey,andRachelintow.]Phoebe:(tothenurse)Hi.Nurse:Hi.Phoebe:Hi,yeah,hi!I'mumm,PhoebeBuffay,andIhavebabiescomingoutofme.Nurse:Okay.Haveyoustartedhavingcontractions?Phoebe:Not
2、yet.Umm,Iheardtheyreallyhurt,dotheyhurt?Nurse:Well…Phoebe:OhmyGod!Ross:It'sallright.Nurse:Now,whichofyouisthefather?(PointstoJoeyandRoss)Phoebe:Ohno,noneofthemarethefather.Thefatherismybrother.Nurse:(notsurewhattodowiththat)Okay…Rachel:Iamsogonnamisswatchingyoufreakpeopleout
3、likethat!Joey:Okay,uhPheebs,quick.Look!This(Hisvideocamera)isforthebabiestolookatsomeday,sois-isthereanythingyouwanttosay?Y'knowbeforeitallstarts?Phoebe:Oh,okay,umm,hikids!Um,it'sme,AuntPhoebe.Ican'twaittoseeyou.Pleasedon'thurtme!(MonicaandChandler
4、comerunningin.)Ross:Hey,whattookyouguyssolong?Yourcableftwhenoursdid!(There'sapauseastheyfigureoutwhattosay.)Monica:Well,we-wehadtogobackbecauseIforgetmyjacket.Chandler:That'sright.(BothRachelandRossstareatherforamoment.)Rachel:You-you'renotwearingajacket.M
5、onica:Ohman!Ididitagain!Phoebe:(standingup)Okay,soumm,somebodyhastocallFrankandAlice.(AssheistalkingJoeyisstickingthecameraunderherskirt.)Andthenmymomwantstoknow-(noticesJoey)-Joey,whatareyoudoing?!Joey:Igottagetthebeforeshot!(Sheshakesherheadno.)OpeningCredits[Scene:Thedeliveryroom,
6、RachelandRossareentering.]Rachel:Hi,Pheebs?Okay,sojustspoketothenurseandthereasonthatyourdoctorislateisbecauseuh,she'snotcoming.Phoebe:What?!Ross:Apparentlyshefellintheshowerandhitherhead.Phoebe:OhmyGod,she'ssostupid!Ross:Look,Pheebs-Pheebs,it'sgonnabeokay.
7、Phoebe:That'seasyforyoutosay,Idon'tseethreekidscomingoutyourvagina!Rachel:Honey,listen,y'knowwhat?Thenursesaidthedoctoriswonderful.503三胞胎（总第一百集）Hi，你好，我是PhoebeBuffay。我就要生孩子了。好的，开始子宫挛缩没有？还没有，恩，听人说会很痛，是么？其实啊......哦，上帝呀!没什么大不了的。你们谁是孩子的父亲?欧，不，他们都不是孩子的父亲是我弟弟。好的?!
8、!!我以后会很怀念你这种吓唬人的方式
